The Gazette, thanks to Wikileaks, has unearthed previously classified dispatches sent by Sarah Davis, then Sarah Dray, to her friends and family during the courting period of her relationship with now husband Adam Davis. Published below are a number of the more interesting ones:
Sarah Dray to Mother
February 10th 2008
I went on a date with this Canadian boy tonight. He seemed like a good guy. We really just talked about the basics: family, high school, how awesome we both are. I’ll keep you posted.
Sarah Dray to Mother
February15th 2008
We talked about hobbies today. I like that he isn’t a classic boy sports fanatic. He loves hockey but we all know Canadians are slow like that (he thought it was “bogus” that I didn’t care about the Panthers) . He mentioned he was thinking about getting into football but he didn’t seem too serious about it.
Sarah Dray to Mother
March 12th 2008
Adam is really funny. He had these calluses on his hands and I asked him what they were from and without missing a beat he said videogames. He said it was a completely straight face! You know how I love deadpan humor! This is looking good!
Sarah Dray to Father
March 20th 2008
Hey Dad. I remember you had a friend who lived in Texas and I wanted to know if you knew his name. I am dating this guy and, I kind of dozed off, but I’m pretty sure he said he has family members in Texas or his Dad is from Texas or something like that because he said he’s a huge Texans and Longhorns fan, and I wanted to know if he knew them. Thanks!
Sarah Dray to Mother
April 2 2008
Adam says he wants to be a journalist! How cool?!
Sarah Dray to Friend
April 4th 2008
Adam made me taste his cholent. I told him it’s really good but to be honest I think something might have died in it. I was trying to be nice but if I do end up marrying this guy I might have just set a very bad precedent.
Sarah Dray to Mother
April 15th 2008
Adam said he wants to be a lawyer! Just like me! How cool?!
Sarah Dray to Friend
May 9th 2008
Me and Adam are getting pretty serious. I really can see myself living with him every day which is a big step. He loves having fun. I feel like even when he gets bogged down with work he’s the kind of guy who doesn’t really give off the impression that he’s working hard and tries to have as much fun as humanly possible. I bet you the word “busy” isn’t even in his lexicon.
Sarah Dray to Mother
May 13th 2008
Adam says he wants to be a sports agent! How cool?!
Sarah Dray to Friend
May 24th 2008
I got nervous today. I made a remark to Adam that came off kind of nasty but I think he brushed it off. Thank G-d I found a guy with such thick skin!
Sarah Dray to Mother
June 1st 2008
Adam says he wants to be a superhero! How cool?!
Adam Davis to Father
June 28th 2008
So you know I’ve been dating this Sarah girl for a long time. She seems more and more awesome every date. She’s from Florida so I can hop on the Dolphins or Heat bandwagon if they ever get good! How sweet?! Plus I am fairly certain she thinks I am awesome (I mean how could she not?)! I think I’m in love. Engagement probably coming soon. Oh by the way, have you ever heard of fantasy football? Can you believe those stupid Americans waste their time and energy on that crap? Pretty sad eh?
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