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THE BOX SET INCLUDES THE EXCLUSIVE SHAWARMA EATING COMPETITION VIDEO, INCLUDING EXTRA BONUS FOOTAGE AND BLOOPERS + AN ADVANCED COPY OF THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER TELL-ALL BOOK: “DONI KANDEL: THE LAFFA AND TIMES OF A SHAWARMA CONTEST UMPIRE”.

HERE'S THE VIDEO TEASER:

EXCEPRTS FROM “DONI KANDEL: THE LAFFA AND TIMES OF A SHAWARMA CONTEST UMPIRE”:

"The difficulties of umping this thing is the REAL inconvenient truth!"
-Al Gore

“There is always a conspiracy theory. The post-game interview that featured Gene with techina on his face was NOT proof that he actually had lost, because it was clearly stated that techina WAS an option for dipping but NOT a necessary part of the shawarma. But people didn’t want to hear that. Gosh, now I know how George W. feels after 9/11. Well…sort of. Trust me I was not in Gene’s pocket. The guy lives in a pantry, imagine how awful his pocket must smell.”


“Crazy Adam desecrated the sport. He may has well have gone over to the grave of the great food’s founder, Edward R. Shawarma, and danced on it. Disgraceful.”


“We will never know what would have happened if Koz had decided to compete, but I do promise to do my duty, and the next time he forgoes pizza and Chinese food and gets shawarma I will be there, next to the couch, with a stopwatch and my mask.” 


“I cannot confirm the rumors that Ruth keeps the Shawarma bits Uri spat into her hair in a box on her nightstand, staring at it each morning as she gives herself a pep-talk about female equality. However, I cannot deny these rumors either.”


“I think Grossman unintentionally knocked Avi off his game by creating a ‘dirty borschtful raunchfest 2011’ playlist. All those F words really appeared to shake him.”


“I think it is really honorable what Gene and Davis are doing. Donating their jaws and lower intestines to science after they go, so we can study the difference between a first a second place shawarma eater’s biological makeup! The medical community will be eternally grateful.”

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